The Lady

I told the lady, “Have a drink,” and she did.

I told the lady, “Get naked,” and she did.

I told to the lady, “Go down on me,” and she did.

I told the lady, “Can I call you sometime?”

And the lady said, “Sure, as long as you pay me the usual rate.”

“No, I mean, can I call you sometime to talk?”

And the lady said, “Sure, as long as you pay me the usual rate.”

© Ernesto González, 2010